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qt[0]='I\'m just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music, the music of pain. (Xander)'
qt[1]='A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. (Heinlein)'
qt[2]='The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.'
qt[3]='Those who can, do. Those who can\'t, laugh at those who can do. (Xander)'
qt[4]='Hope is the denial of reality.'
qt[5]='Ché perder tempo a chi più sa più spiace.'
qt[6]='The reward for a job well done is more work.'
qt[7]='In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. (Douglas Adams)'
qt[8]='Zou je niettegenstaande de recente gebeurtenissen toch nog een verblijf op amoureus gebied in overweging willen nemen alsjeblieft?'
qt[9]='I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away. (Xander)'
qt[10]='I like dogs, too. We should exchange recipes.'
qt[11]='Violence is the last refuge of the incompentent.'
qt[12]='The most dangerous thing in life is to think that you\'ve got time to play it safe.'
qt[13]='Truth stands when the world is burning down.'
qt[14]='The more a thing is perfect, the more it feels pleasure and likewise pain. (Dante) Inferno'
qt[15]='About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.'
qt[16]='If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.'
qt[17]='Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos.'
qt[18]='Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live...'
qt[19]='Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. (Clint Eastwood)'
qt[20]='Romeo stalked Juliet, and it was fun for both.'
qt[21]='Time is just a window someone forgot to close.'
qt[22]='There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery. (Dante)'
qt[23]='A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. (Thomas Fuller)'
qt[24]='Why are the sane ones always ugly?'
qt[25]='(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...'
qt[26]='To achieve success: Break all the rules.'
qt[27]='Do not shit where you eat.'
qt[28]='If you don\'t understand it, get rid of it.'
qt[29]='Her tits explode glitter when she gets the chance (KatieGirl, on Paltalk)'
qt[30]='You don\'t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.'
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