So what's the deal with this 'sick' page ?
There was our code that does this, it needed 23 image files.
It could fill your screen with pictures of my friends, but then
if they're male, people will think I'm gay (which I'm not); If there are
females in between, people will think we are doing the deed together.
That was all too complicated ;-) Of course I could use pics of anything really,
but it would always say too much about me and whatever I would choose to use.
It will always look as if my life is all about whatever is in one of those pics.
Get it? Only 1 possible *safe* theme was left; My own damn appearance. ;-)




The 'art' you see here is from 1990 till 2004
I used to be insanely not pro-online private info. I thought my pages would be way too personal for you and that would be really scary. Then, I read more and more private stuff of others on the www and was eventually really intrigued by the idea and decided that I would -very tentatively- start giving it all away. Since then, I've enjoyed messing with web-pages and I'm not gonna let you stop me raving here unless it concerns something involving you directly (a picture with you on it or something like that). And remember; When Van Gogh painted himself, would you tell him he was an arrogant egomaniac? I don't think so. If you would; Why? Jealous you would never dare to do this yourself? :)

java ©1996  by JTHZ | more about me; Julius eigenheimer? Thyssen ;-)


Recently I replaced a few images with newer ones.
To be honest I never planned to put up the blue (almost nude) one, but some girl I know got very upset when I refused to publish it. It looks incredibly boys-town-gang San Francisco queer to me, but she assured me I'm the only one thinking that, because according to her it is the coolest pic of me she'd ever seen! So there you go :-)

Remember; There's still a difference (even these monomaniacal days) between telling your own story and tooting your own horn. Some people are egotistical turds whether they're on the web or not. If they get nettrified, their favorite topic is still their own self and it's all too plain. That's not what I usually see though. Strangely enough, the most attractive thing about this solitary pursuit is hooking up with you. This is better than looking at me in the subway-train, because I get to tell you something behind the looks. All that glitters isn't gold, you know...

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